KIM KARDASHIAN

Have you guys been keeping up with the Kardashians?

I haven't

I want Kim Kardashian to go away

She's a good example of the short term memory loss we have in this country

'Cuz people seem to forget that she got her start making a sex tape

Right?

She made a sex tape with Ray J

But I didn't forget

'Cuz I've seen the footage and I was very impressed

After that Kim dated a bunch of professional athletes who also seemed to forget that she

got her start making a sex tape

Or maybe they just didn't care

And Kim dated a bunch of professional athletes

A bunch

It's safe to say Kim Kardashians had more football players between her legs than a locker

room

When her and Reggie Bush broke up she refused to give back his knee pads