Rick Santorum's daughter has Trisomy 18
Which is like Down's Syndrome but worse
They have webbed fingers and toes
It's a flipper baby
Rick Santorum has a flipper baby
Which I think is hilarious
So to recap
Rick Santorum has a retarded kid
Sarah Palin has a retarded kid
Michelle Bachmans kid... has a retarded mom
There's a pattern here!
Republicans are retarded!?!?
It's 'cuz they only breed with each other
They're just hillbillies with money
They're Beverly Hillbillies
Remember that show?
It's about a dumb ass family from Texas with oil money
Now why does that sound familiar?
Who else you got?
Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney's got Crohn's disease
Which means his stomach has trouble absorbing nutrients
He's also Mormon
Which means his brain has trouble absorbing logic and rational thought
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