JERRY SANDUSKY

Jerry Sandusky's misconduct at Penn State is prolly the first time

Someone got sexually abused without going to a frat party

Or Sunday school at a Catholic Church

But let's not forget

Jerry Sandusky loves football

First and foremost

He loves fucking kids

But he loves football even more

Jerry Sandusky loves every kind of football

He loves tackle football

Flag football

Two hand touch

That's prolly his favorite

A lot of people were wondering why Joe Paterno didn't report Jerry Sandusky

When he first learned of the allegations

And that's 'cuz Joe Paterno doesn't believe in the prevent defense