DATING IN SEATTLE

Dating has been kind of a nightmare for me in Seattle

I dated a girl awhile back that was bipolar

And had an STD

That was fun

That was like trying to fuck a mountain lion with rabies

I didn't know what was going on

I wanted to make it work though

So I got a PhD in psychology

And a lifetime supply of penicillin

'Cuz I thought we had something

But I was wrong

This girl was trouble

She burned everything in her path

At least half of Seattle

And most of Tacoma

Where do you think the aroma in Tacoma comes from?

It's her doing the splits