GAY ACCENTS

I'm trying to learn how to do accents

So I bought a book on accents

It came with 5 cd's worth of accents

But I was disappointed to discover that the gay accent wasn't being covered on these cd's

And I was very upset

I was like

''Man, what am I gonna do?

If I don't master the gay accent

I'll never get a supporting role on a sitcom''

C'mon NBC

Gimme a chance