SCORPIO

I'm a Scorpio

I've noticed that being a Scorpio has a lot of stigma attached to it

I was talking to this girl

And I told her I was a Scorpio

She said

'Uh oh'

You know

Like Scorpios can't be trusted or something

Which is ridiculous

I mean

I ended up cheating on her repeatedly

But that isn't because I'm a Scorpio

It's because she had a roommate who swallowed

I'm just kidding

That isn't even true

I made it up

Which means that technically it's a lie

So yeah

I guess Scorpios are untrustworthy