Saturday, March 24, 2012

CAVALIA

Did anyone go to see that Cirque de Soleil show Cavalia?

You know the one I'm talking about

With the horses and the tent

On the billboard Larry King calls it 'the greatest show I've ever seen'



So naturally I had to go see it

Because me and Larry King have so much in common

Our hobbies include getting married and quadruple bypass surgery

People wonder why Larry King had a quadruple bypass surgery

Dude he's been married like 7 or 8 times

You'd have some clogged arteries too if you ate that much wedding cake

Larry King's almost deaf too

He's got tinnitus in both ears

Which means Larry King's church bells never stop ringing

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