Did anyone go to see that Cirque de Soleil show Cavalia?
With the horses and the tent
On the billboard Larry King calls it 'the greatest show I've ever seen'
So naturally I had to go see it
Because me and Larry King have so much in common
Our hobbies include getting married and quadruple bypass surgery
People wonder why Larry King had a quadruple bypass surgery
Dude he's been married like 7 or 8 times
You'd have some clogged arteries too if you ate that much wedding cake
Larry King's almost deaf too
He's got tinnitus in both ears
Which means Larry King's church bells never stop ringing

No comments:
Post a Comment