LETTER TO THE IRS

December 27, 2010

Rich Opoora, Director

Exempt Organizations Division

Internal Revenue Service

1111 Constitution Ave., N.W.

Washington, D.C. 20224

Dear Mr. Opoora,

This letter is in response to a formal inquiry by the Internal Revenue Service

In regards to certain deductions made on behalf of Mr. Milton's 1040 EZ, fiscal year

2009

Records indicate Mr. Milton claimed tax relief for the following:

*Asian strippers w/ big fake tits

*Drugs (including weed, coke & all sorts of groovy pills)

*1st person shooter video games

*several vinyl bean bag chairs

*a foosball table

*a pet Liger (that is, the offspring of a male Lion & a female tiger)

We believe these deductions are legitimate expenses deserving exemption, seeing as

they were incurred thru the Save a Hipster Foundation

A charity instituted by Mr. Milton on behalf of the indifferent, aloof population of white

males currently residing in Seattle, WA & protected under the not-for-profit tax shelter

provisions referenced under Federal tax code PU55-Y

Should a difference in opinion arise over this matter, Mr. Milton is prepared to utter the

words "Dude, you know, like, whatever"

In addition, the retention of competent tax attorneys for the express purpose of

avoiding the same fate that befell Mr. Wesley Snipes

In conclusion,

thank you for your attention to this matter and we look forward to resolving this in a

manner most conducive to minimal arbitration & maximum irony

So yeah, thanks

We totally mean that

- Leonard Goldfarb of Goldfarb, Weinstein, Bergowitz, & Kleinfeld