Venom Nightclub-
I went here on a Friday night
And I was one of the only people that wasn’t Asian
The go-go dancers reminded me of Aurora Ave crack whores
The 'security team' was probably reading at a 4th grade level
The bartenders are fucking the cocktail servers, the cocktail servers are sucking off
the bouncers
If anyone brings an STD into this incestuous little circle jerk, it's over
Every 5 minutes some bozo w/ a digital camera is snapping pics-
The pockmarked sales girl from Macy’s wants to document this?
Forever!?
Zero fashion sense all around
The last time I saw this many pairs of boots, the seats in Nuremberg were packed
Just to give this joint the benefit of the doubt, I went here on a Saturday night
Picture a room of ghetto fab's jockeying for position on three white
girls
girls
Full of self-loathing and negative body image issues
They're literally in hog heaven!
Seattle nightlife is a misnomer
Don’t even entertain the notion that you might possibly hook up and get laid here
Surrounded by 'project managers'
Every penis pump w/ a pair of turntables & a 5950 Mariner’s hat thinks he’s a DJ
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