~Tall, Dark And Handsome~
I'm a 31 yr old unemployed chronic masturbator looking for that special lady to
give me a helping hand
Are you kind, considerate & financially secure?
I like taking long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners at your expense, world travel,
menage a trois, hardcore pornography and sleeping till noon
If this sounds like you, reply w/ a little bit about yourself
Please include pics and a bank statement
I can't wait to meet you!
Especially if you're an aging Jewish woman with a summer house in Montauk
Till then,
XOXO
James Milton
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