Monday, October 10, 2011

CRASH TEST DUMMIES

You know those commercials where they show you car safety?

And so they'll have like a

They'll crash BMW's into a cement fucking wall

And they'll have the crash test dummies in the car

And then one of the cameras will show you up close

Like the inside of the car at the moment of impact

When the crash test dummies neck is slamming into the dashboard

The other crash test dummies arms are flying off

The baby crash test dummy in the backseat's got his head thru the steering wheel

That commercial would be so much cooler if they used real people


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