'YOU CAN'T JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER'

You can't judge a book by it's cover-

But it's a good place to start

"BRINGIN' HOME THE BACON"

'YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT, TOO'

You can't have your cake and eat it, too-

Then what's the point of giving me cake?

OPPOSE

Oppose-

1. to act against or provide resistance to

2. something that gay guys like to strike

"YOU GUYS ARE JUST GONNA PRETEND THAT I'M NOT WEARING A GIANT FURRY SUIT?!"

'OPEN UP A CAN OF WORMS'

Open up a can of worms-

I'm about to go fishin'!

OOLONG

Oolong-

1. a brown or amber tea grown in China and Taiwan

2. what a woman says upon seeing my penis

'SHE WAS AS BRIGHT AS A BUTTON'

She was bright as a button-

In a dimly lit room

ONE LINER

One Liner-

1. a brief joke or amusing remark

2. a bump of coke

"DID THE #666 GO BY YET?"

'BORN WITH A SILVER SPOON IN HIS MOUTH'

Born with a silver spoon in his mouth-

And a steel rod up his ass (Nelson D. Rockefeller's personal chaffeur)

OLD FAITHFUL

Old Faithful-

1. one of the best known geysers of Yellowstone National Park, so named because of

the longevity and regularity of its activity

2. Peter North's nickname

"WAIT TILL SHE HEARS THIS ONE..."

'BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER'

Blood is thicker than water-

Tastes better too (Charles Manson)

OIL PAINTING

Oil painting-

1. the art or technique of painting with oil colors

2. Joan River's face

"DO YOU GUYS CARRY THE ROTARY IPHONE?"

'THE BLIND LEADING THE BLIND'

The blind leading the blind-

No wonder they were in the desert for 40 yrs (Ramses III)

OFFER

Offer-

1. to present for acceptance or rejection

2. to kill your ex-wife

"LOVE AT FIRST BITE"